Somebody Else

For every race, there must be a winner

For every contest, one man comes through

For every testimonial dinner

There must be one guy who gets testimonial proof

Why do the fickle finger of fate

Always choose me to discriminate?

Why not one day give a point my way?

The lovely sunshine

Seems to keep on shining

For somebody else, not me

The stormy gray clouds

Have a platinum lining

For somebody else, not me

Once I would like to holler proudly, "Bingo"

Once before I go

The butcher shop of life puts the best grade cuts in

The golfing game of life puts the longest putts in

The [?][0:56] of life puts in the knots in

For somebody else

Not me[ENSEMBLE]

Somebody else, not me

Somebody else, not me

Somebody else, not me

Once I would like to win the Bailey Double

Once before I go

The Turkish baths of life save the hottest schvitzes

The skiers of life save the San Moritzes

The [?][1:25] bottle of life saves the strongest [?]

For somebody else, ha

Not me

Somebody else, not me

Somebody else, not me

Somebody else, not me

Oh, somebody else

Somebody

Somebody

Somebody else[MAURICE PULVERMACHER & ENSEMBLE]

Not me