Tom, D!%k or Harry

I've made a haul in all the leading rackets

From which rip-roarin' rich I happen to be,

And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets,

Marry me, marry me, marry me.

My purse has yet to know a silver lining,

Still lifeless in my wifeless family tree,

But if for love unending thou art pining,

Marry me, marry me, marry me.

I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician

Still spaying my decaying family tree.

To give a social goose to thy position,

Marry me, marry me, marry me.

Marry me!

GREMIO & LUCENTIO:

Marry me!

Marry me!

GREMIO & HORTENSIO:

Marry me!

Marry me!

Marry me!

3 SUITORS:

Marry me!

I'm a maid who would marry

And will take with no qualm

Any Tom, Dick or Harry,

Any Harry, Dick or Tom,

I'm a maid mad to marry

And will take double-quick

Any Tom, Dick or Harry,

Any Tom, Harry or Dick.

I'm the man thou shouldst marry.

Howdy, Pop!

Howdy, Mom.

I'm the man thou shouldst marry.

Art thou Harry, Dick or Tom?

I'm the man thou shouldst marry.

Howdy, pal!

Howdy, chick!

Art thou Tom, Dick or Harry?

3 SUITORS:

Call me Tom, Harry or Dick.

BIANCA & SUITORS:

I'm (She's) a maid who would marry

And would no longer tarry,

I'm (She's) a maid who would marry,

May my hopes not miscarry!

I'm (She's) a maid mad to marry

And will take double-quick

Any Tom, Dick or Harry,

Any Tom, Harry or Dick.

BIANCA & SUITORS:

A dicka dick,

A dicka dick,

A dicka dick,

A dicka dick!

A dicka dick,

A dicka dick,

A dicka dick...

Any Tom, Dick or Harry,

Any Tom, Harry or Dick!