Always True to You (In My Fashion)

If a custom-tailored vet

Asked me out for something wet

When the vet begins to pet

I cry, "Hooray!"

But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

I admit quite fond I am

Of a certain Mr. Cram

Mr. Cram invented Spam

And Spam must pay

But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

There's a madman known as Mack

Who is planning to attack

If his mad attack means a Cadillac

Okay

But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

I've been asked to have a meal

By a big tycoon in steel

If the meal includes a deal

Accept I may

But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

I could never curl my lip

To a dazzling diamond clip

Though the clip meant "Let 'er rip!"

I'd not say nay

But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

There's an oil man known as Tex

Who is keen to give me checks

But his checks I fear mean sex

Is here to stay

But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

There's a wealthy Hindu priest

Who's a wolf to say the least

When the priest goes too far east

I also stray

But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

There's a lush from Baltimore

Who is rich but such a bore

When the bore falls on the floor

I let him lay

But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

Mr. Harris Pluto Pratt

Likes to give my cheek a pat

If a Harris pat means a padded hat

Baby, ooh la la

Mais je suis toujours fidèle, darling, in my fashion

Oui, je suis toujours fidèle, darling, in my way