When Gemini Meets Capricorn

On the subway, I happened to glance at my horoscope

Capricorn

Be prepared for a pleasant surprise in the form of a visit from an old school chum

Come on

Let's see what it says about you

You're Gemini

I am?

Gemini

A good day to pay a visit to an old school chum

Who can be useful in providing some much needed assistance

What kind of assistance, Harry?

Please, you don't really believe that stuff, do you?

They couldn't put it in the papers if it wasn't true[HARRY BOGEN]

Common sense says no

It could not be so

But a great many folks keep track

Every single day

What astrologers say

Goes on in the Zodiac

Common sensе says no

Why be con or pro?

Keep an open mind, don't choose

It's kind of fun to half bеlieve it

What's a person got to lose?

What's a person got to lose?

When Gemini meets Capricorn

On her way from the IRT

Could be coincidence

Could be astrology

When Capricorn meets Gemini

Right across from the grand concourse[HARRY BOGEN]

Could be an accident

Could be some heavenly force

Did the planets plan it?

Or was it chance?

Hey you, stars over the Bronx

Did you know the whole dealing advance?

Know all the while

How they both would smile

How they both would stop

Feel their hearts go clop, clop, clop

When Capricorn met Gemini

On 183rd[HARRY BOGEN]

Relishing every word

They found to say

Could be the whole event was an accident

Could be foretold in their horoscope plain as day

(spoken)

A good day to pay a visit to an old school chum

Who can be useful in providing some much needed assistance

What kind of assistance, Harry?

Nothing, there's nothing

What kind, Harry?

Ruthie, come on, you make it sound like I–

Harry

Okay, okay

Actually, there is something you could do for me

Could be the whole event was an accident

Could be foretold in their horoscope plain as day

Plain as day

Plain as day