Home Sweet Hotel

Somebody makes my bed

Somebody takes my calls

Sometimes I take a swim

The food here ain't bad at all

I got free HBO

I got a minibar

An ice machine down the hall

And a place to park my car

And it's home sweet hotel

Yeah, that's where I get my mail

She told me to go to hell

And here it is, home sweet hotel

I drove by my house today

My key don't work no more

Stood there on my own porch

Knockin' on my own door

She says her lawyer says she

Ain't supposed to talk to me

I said if anything changes

You know where I'll be

Room 303 in my home sweet hotel

And a double bed all by myself

She told me to go to hell

Close enough, home sweet hotel

My friends say give it time

She'll come around

Meanwhile I'm losing my mind

On the other side of town

Home sweet hotel

Oh, my home sweet hotel

She told me to go to hell

And here it is, home sweet hotel