Facebook Friends - Bonus Track

But she was looking at shoes on Amazon

Her papa bad said, "Find anyone"

She thought about the first boy that she loved

Just a couple clicks and there he was

That night, she sent a friend request

The next day, she sat down at her desk

And four simple words "Hey, how you been?"

And she felt 17 again

And that's the thing about Facebook friends

It doesn't matter how long it's been

Someone you never thought you'd ever see again

And suddenly, you're Facebook friends

They started out just catching up

That led to meeting him for lunch

'Fore long, they're meeting in some bar

'Fore long, they're kissing in some car

And that's the thing about Facebook friends

It doesn't matter how long it's been

Someone you never thought you'd ever see again

And suddenly, you're Facebook friends

Oh, if there was anybody else

She'd be sittin' in judgement

Thinking they should be ashamed of themselves

For God's sakes, you've got a husband and a minivan

And this was not part of a plan

She fantasized they'd start a new life

He'd finally up and leave his wife

But one day, she turned her laptop on

And his whole profile page was gone

And that's the thing about Facebook friends