Tied One On

She said, "I'm tired of those boots being dirty all the time

All your huntin' stuff and your

Three-day scruff you know I don't like"

And then she started on all my friends and all my drinkin'

Well, speaking of my friends and speaking of my drinkin'

(One, two, three, four!)

I cut her loose and tied one on

Closed down my favorite honky tonk

Don't know why I waited so damn long

I cut her loose and tied one on

Yeah, I was drinking like George Jones, dancing like Elvis

Told my friends what happened and they all said, "Hell yeah!"

Lotta high-fives and a lotta beer went down

Asked me where she is now, I don't give a damn now

(One, two, three, four!)

I cut her loose and tied one on

Closed down my favorite honky tonk

Don't know why I waited so damn long

I cut her loose and tied one on

Saw a blonde at the jukebox punchin' up some Haggard

Used to be tied down, now it doesn't matter

We were standin' and a-twirlin', all up in them curves when

She said, "Wait... do you have a girlfriend?"

Nope!

I cut her loose and tied one on

Closed down my favorite honky tonk

Don't know why I waited so damn long

I cut her loose and tied one on

I cut her loose and tied one on

Closed down my favorite honky tonk

Don't know why I waited so damn long

I cut her loose and tied one on, yeah