Real World

There's a girl on channel 13

I know she's gonna fall in love with me

And I'm gonna win the lottery tomorrow, or the next day

I drive a Mercedes-Benz

I've got a whole butt load of friends

I'm gonna be on CMT someday

But in my real world

Things don't always turn out so good

Like you wish they would

In my real world

I'm a little bit messed up and broke, don't you know

I got more money than George Strait

I throw Benjies out the window all day

Just to see how far they fly, bye bye

I get more girls than the president

Mom and Dad still pays the rent

And I throw parties all night long

But in my real world

Things don't always turn out so good

Like you wish they would

In my real world

I'm a little bit messed up and broke, don't you know (3x)

I'm a rock star, I'm a cowboy, everybody loves this song

I'm a rock star, I'm a cowboy, everybody sing along (2x)

I've got a spaceship fully equipped, cause I'm a cowboy Stevie Wonder (2x)

Green, green grass and a rubber Russian bimbo

No one's got a name for the brain in a scarecrow

How can he believe all he sees on the TV

Nothin but extreme overexecuted fantasy

Happy dancin feet down the street on the corner

Some they say he's silly, some they say that he's a loner

How can you explain he's got a name'nobody knows it

Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac

Prozac, Prozac, Prozac (2x)