Kick My A

Well I walked up to the bar

I laid down my platinum card

Then I ordered fifty longnecks

For my new friends (Thanks Kenny)

Well the barmaid passed them out

And before we chugged them down

I held mine up, said, "Here's to us" and then

This blonde slid up to me

She said, that was awful sweet

And then I saw her boyfriend

As wide as he was tall

Well he broke up our hug

With a six-foot-five inch shove

And I found myself

Slammed up against the wall

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

I'm just trying to have a little fun

For all the ones who can't

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

Well I never been the type

To walk up and pick a fight

I've always been the kind to get along

I throw parties all the time

And they're always on my dime

We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn

Well my style of stress relief

Sometimes disturbs the peace

The police show up

Cut donuts in my yard

And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud

They run off my party crowd

They cuff my wrists

And throw me down so hard

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

I'm just trying to have a little fun

For all the ones who can't

And just because i kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want to kick my ass

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want

It seems like everybody wants

Why does everybody want to kick my ass