I'm Only Here for the Beer

Oh, darling, you are a fine looking woman

But really, all I want is an ice cold beer

Well, blonde-headed girls turn me on

And brown-headed girls turn me on

And red-headed girls turn me on

Don't you know that all the pretty girls turn me on

Oh, but I'm only here for the beer

And when you're out of beer, I'm out of here

So why don't you be a good old soul

And bring me another one icy damn cold

'Cause I'm only here for the beer

Those short-legged girls turn me on

And long-legged girls turn me on

Those skinny-bottomed girls turn me on

And always those fat-bottomed girls turn me on

Oh, but I'm only here for the beer

And when you're out of beer, I'm out of here

So why don't you be a good old soul

And bring me another one icy damn cold

'Cause I'm only here for the beer

(Get down with the program)

(Yee-haw)

(Take it on, baby)

(Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta)

Those German-speaking girls turn me on (du bist sehr hübsch, baby)

And those Jamaican girls turn me on

Good old U, S and A girls turn me on

Oh, all the girls around the world turn me on

Oh, but I'm only here for the beer

And when you're out of beer, I'm out of here

So why don't you be a good old soul

And bring me another one icy damn cold

'Cause I'm only here for the beer

Don't you know that I'm only here for the beer?

Yee-haw!