Marry For Money

She was pretty

She was smart

she was witty

yeah she had charm

cupid shot me

that's what got me down the aisle

but that match made in heaven

went straight to hell

split up our possessions

put the house up for sale

and I learned a lesson I won't be forgetting

the next time around

I'm gonna marry for money

I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny

I'm gonna have me a trust fund,

yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie

find me a sweet sugar mama

with a whole lot of zeros and commas

don't really care if she loves me

she can even be ugly

I'm gonna marry for money

I won't have to love her family

I won't have to like her friends

and if it works out like I planned it,

I won't ever have to work again

I'm gonna marry for money

I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny

I'm gonna have me a trust fund,

yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie

find me a sweet sugar mama

with a whole lot of zeros and commas

I don't care if she loves me

she can even be ugly

I'm gonna marry for money

show me the money

cha-ching

y'all I'm gonna find a wife

on a leer jet the old lady buys me

I'll call her sweet heart & honey

if she's a hundred and twenty

I'm gonna marry for money

I dont care if she loves me

she can be really ugly

I'm gonna marry for money

oh, cha-ching

mucho deniro

come over here you good lookin' thing, you

there's your walker in the corner

ov'er ov'er