A.T.H.F. (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy we

We need food (what are you doin there?)

I'm rapping (yeah, no, no I see that what for?)

Money that and

I wanna get some steady bitches and hoes

And some candy for my nose

Some diamond stones, to roll with my chrome and

Hey, genius, you even know what that means?

Uh-uh, what does it mean?

Where's the keyboards, and the tambourine, and the guitar?

And you know, I mean, the stuff that like, white people like

We had a piano

Something bad-ass, like uhh, I don't know

Like uhh, reo Speedwagon or somethin'

Hell yeah!

Aiyyo, I know this dude right

Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight

All he had upstairs was a crude light

You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight

Howdy Danger, much obliged for the beat God

Even though you still eat lard, by the meat wad

Mesquite charred, speaking of which or who

Voice all squeaky like they tuned it up a pitch or two

A chunk of burned up witch's brew, get your crew

See if they can't get past the stench of the stew

It stank like a septic tank full of pig poo

He mostly only turned into a frank or a igloo

Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads

Not to be confused with the incense selling thai heads

His name rhymes with Mike Hawk

You could call him live wire, eye sockets, fry lock

Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs

And blast all through your single sided brick and drywall

More interesting than professional wrestling

When he's online, you can find him on Instant Pestering

What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink

Whoever don't like it could suck his straw, it's hot pink

On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho

Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachio

Make a fast break, or that'll be the last mistake

That ass'll make is what you get for messing with Master shake

Look out, don't block the screen son, lunge across

Tryin to watch adult swim, "aqua teen hunger Force!"

Rock this cult hymn, sock your mean younger boss

Psht - adult swim, "aqua teen hunger force!"

He often wondered, should he get the logo tatted to his woody?

He could be "number one in the hood, G!"

Easily

Shake calling, he-heh, you know I wa-ahhhhh

I'd just got off the phone with somebody else and uh

That wasn't about you

That was about me being upset about something else

I shouldn't have called you but I did

Cause I just, I like you so much

I'm really looking forward to us working together

And just, as of now that I'm calm

And after I've apologized profusely - probably too much

I am available, call me doggie - woof!