Perfect Hair II

"Baby's got a twelve pack"

"How's 'bout we go back to the Bay Area and get some crabs?"

"Let's see how the judges react... judges?"

"Come on, judges, react!"

The forest is very misty

It helps provide for the switching sides of Terry or Twisty or

Motto robot, who got more grease

Sherman stinks so put some hot sauce on your niece or

Or nephew, I hope he got a twelve for his sake

Made a wrong turn into a whole hell of a mistake

Animals in the car had made a piss lake

Must have interfered with the wiring on the disc brakes

It makes for good bar time wreck talk

Should've used the hamburger necklace from off his neck stork

From South Africa to Apalachicola

Bump into the wrong batch of snatch, catch the ebola

("Does what have what?") Beefin' with Norman Douglas

Wait until they catch him in the street roamin' thug-less

And Rod, the self-proclaimed anime god

By the way could sure use a can of Bay Scrod

Sherman eats seeds like humans eat veal

He means real human seeds, not no bloomin' wheat meal

That man in the cat suit could sure hold a gat

Think he worked for that dude, the evil controller of cats

A cease-fire was negotiated under the gun

Between General Meow and Commander Bun

He thought it was the hand, it was the joke what stunk

"I was too drunk! I woke up drunk. Weren't you?"

"Hah, I'm too young to drink"

"Ugh, first I get trapped in a hole with smelly animals who bicker

Then my hand is severed, now I have to care for a drunk baby"

(We, we, we, we, we, we can eat that)

If your new shoes fit better than the old ones, rock 'em, black

"I'm gonna go pick up some cold ones and knock 'em back"