The Grouch

I was a young boy that had big plans

Now I'm just another shitty old man

I don't have fun, and I hate everything

The world owes me, so fuck you

Glory days don't mean shit to me

I drank a six pack of apathy

Life's a bitch, and so am I

The world owes me, so fuck you

Wasted youth, and a fistful of ideals

I had a young and optimistic point of view

Wasted youth, and a fistful of ideals

I had a young and optimistic point of view

I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat

Oh my God, I'm turning out like my Dad

I'm always rude, I've got a bad attitude

The world owes me, so fuck you

The wife's a nag, and the kid's fucking up

I don't have sex 'cause I can't get it up

I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch

The world owes me, so fuck you

Wasted youth, and a fistful of ideals

I had a young and optimistic point of view

Wasted youth, and a fistful of ideals

I had a young and optimistic point of view

'Til I grew up

Say!

I was a young boy that had big plans

Now I'm just another shitty old man

I don't have fun, and I hate everything

The world owes me, so fuck you

Glory days don't mean shit to me

I drank a six pack of apathy

Life's a bitch, and so am I

The world owes me, so fuck you

The world owes me, so fuck you

The world owes me, so fuck you