Sleepin' on the Foldout

Sleepin' on the foldout

Thanks to me and my big mouth

Why did I do what I did

I shoulda known better than to lie

It's too late and so tonight

I'm sleepin' on the fold-out sofa-bed

She wanted me to go and see her family

But I told her that I had to work

I never dreamed she'd get home so dang early

And she caught me cleanin' fish

Out on our back porch

And now I'm

Sleepin' on the foldout

Thanks to me and my big mouth

Why did I do what I did

I shoulda known better than to lie

It's too late and so tonight I'm

Sleepin' on the fold-out sofa-bed

I can't believe they call this thing a mattress

It's 2 a.m. and I'm wide awake

Lookin' back, I shoulda just been honest

Instead of tellin' her the whole staff

Spent the day out on the lake

And now I'm

Sleepin' on the foldout

Thanks to me and my big mouth

Why did I do what I did

I shoulda known better than to lie

It's too late and so tonight I'm

Sleepin' on the fold-out sofa-bed

Yeah, I'm sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed