Brain Damage - Live From Tramps, New York / 1999

These are the results of a thousand electric volts

A neck with bolts

Nurse, we're losin' him, check the pulse

A kid who refused to respect adults

Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose

A corny-lookin' white boy, scrawny and always ornery

'Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin' on me

And I might snap, one day just like that

I decided to strike back, and flatten every tire on the bike rack

My first day in Junior High, this kid said

"It's you and I, three o'clock sharp, this afternoon you die"

I looked at my watch, it was 1:20

"I already gave you my lunch money

What more do you want from me?"

"Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse"

My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first

Somethin' told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache, it works"

I screamed, "Ow, my appendix feel like they could burst

Teacher, teacher, quick, I need a naked nurse"

"What's the matter?"

"I don't know, my leg, it hurts"

"Leg? I thought you said it was your tummy"

"Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee"

"Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over

And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework"

"Wait, but don't you wanna give me after school detention?"

"Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him"

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born

Drugs is what they used to say I was on

They say I never knew which way I was goin'

But everywhere I go, they keep playin' my song

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born (come on, Em)

Drugs is what they used to say I was on (come on, Em)

They say I never knew which way I was goin'

But everywhere I go