My Dad's Gone Crazy

Daddy, what are you doing?

Okay then! Everybody, listen up!

I'm goin to hell! Who's comin with me?

Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy!

There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high

No plane that I can't learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you

To show you there ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to

Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls

I cut em off and got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses

With Elton John's name on my drag wall

I'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass off

All this time me and Dre been fucking with hats off

(Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off

'Fore I push this motherfuckin' button and blast off

And launch one at these Russians and that's all

Blow every fucking thing except Afghanistan on the map off

When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?

Hailie, tell em baby - (My dad's lost it!)

There's really nothing else to say, I - I can't explain it

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell em baby

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

It's like my mother always told me

Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and Codeine

And God dammit you little motherfucker

If you ain't got nothing nice to say then don't say nothing

... Uh ... fuck that shit, bitch!

Eat a motherfucking dick, chew on a prick

And lick a million motherfucking cocks per second

I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record

I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy

And have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring

In my nose than quit bringing my flows

Quit giving me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean?

If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O

I wouldn't have to go eenee-meene-minie-moe

Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more

Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more? (Dad!)

There's really nothing else to say, I - I can't explain it

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell em baby

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise

At the same time, can make you dry your eyes

With the same rhyme; see, what you're seeing is a genius at work

Which to me isn't work

So it's easy to misinterpret it at first

Cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek

I'd yank my fuckin' teeth

Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums

Get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once

And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung

Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on

More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl

Inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade

Standing on Ronnie's grave, screaming at the sky

'Til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade

And that's pretty much the gist of it

The parents are pissed but the kids love it

9 millimeter heaters stashed in 2-seaters with meat cleavers

I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

There's really nothing else to say, I - I can't explain it

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell em baby

(I think my dad's gone crazy!)

There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me

(I think my dad's gone crazy)

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad's gone crazy! (Crazy)

Crazy

Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha

You're funny, Daddy!