Middle Age Crazy

Well, today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile

He got a heck of a deal

On a new Porsche car

Well, he ain't wearing his usual gray business suit

He's got them jeans and high boots

With an embroidered star

And today he's 40 years old going on 20

Don't look for the gray in his hair 'cause he ain't got any

He's got a little young thing beside him that just melts in his hands

Yeah, he's middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can

Yeah, he's got a woman he's loved for a long time at home

But now the thrill is all gone

When they cut down the lights

They've got a business, they've spent a while comin' by

It's been a long uphill climb

Now the profits are high

And today he's 40 years old going on 20

And he hears of them sordid affairs and he ain't had any

And the young thing beside him, you know she understands

That he's middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can

Mmm... still can

Yeah, that lil' young thing beside him, you know she understands

He's just middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can

He still can

He still can

Oh, I still can