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Well, let me tell you if you're feeling alone

Instead of whining and moaning

Just get on the phone

Tell her you're coming home

If you need her

You should be there

If you scream in your sleep

And collapse in a heap

And spontaneously weep

Then you know you're in deep

If you need her

You should be there

Go home

There's nothing better than affairs of the heart

To make you feel so good then tear you apart

Make up your mind and stick it out

And start over again

You can't imagine what an effort it takes

When you make a mistake

And you know in a way

That your heart's gonna break

If you need her

You should be there

Well, if you're Flomexed and flushed

And your heartbeat is rushed

Then get out of the slush

Tell your dog team to mush

If you need her

You should be there

Go home

If you think of her as Joan of Arc

She's burning for you

Get your car out of park

If you think of her as Katherine the Great

Then you should be the horse

To help her meet her fate

If you need her

You should be there

Go home

You can't believe it, but it's true

She's giving everything to you

Now take a moment to be sure

Before you give it all to her

Now you're thinking that it's over at last

All the woes in the past

But you've got to be fast

Put your foot on the gas

If you need her

You should be there

So now you're out from under the gun

And it's over and done

I won't spoil all the fun

But if you ever wonder

She'll be there

If you need her

Go home

If you're lucky to be one of the few

To find somebody who can tolerate you

Then I shouldn't have to tell you again

To pack your bags and get yourself on a plane

If you need her

You should be there

Go home

Well, if you need her

You should be there

Go home