Stuck in the Middle with You

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I've got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing control, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends, they all come crawling

Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

I can try to make some sense of it all

But I can see that it makes no sense at all

It is cool to go to sleep on the floor

I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends, they all come crawling

Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I've got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you