Friends With Tractors

I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane

He said he had rich and famous friends, yeah he liked droppin' names

I said, "Well, howdy do, that's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors

But son you ain't got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors"

They'll grow your groceries, haul a load

Pull you out and fix the road

They're good at slowin' speeders down

When they pass through from out of town

I'll live out in the country happily ever after

I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors

Come Friday night we hit the woods, go boggin' in our trucks

It's just about a guarantee some good old boy gets stuck

Where I come from, you can bet your butt a mudhole ain't a factor

I'll sink mine to the floorboards' 'cause I got friends with tractors

And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load

Pull you out and fix the road

They're good at slowing speeders down

When they pass through from out of town

I'll live out in the country happily ever after

I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors

I've been to fancy five-star restaurants and I left there barely filled

They charged me for the water, the butter and the bread

That gourmet meal looked more to me like fish bait on a cracker

But I'll stay fat and happy 'cause I got friends with tractors

And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load

Pull you out and fix the road

They're good at slowin' speeders down

When they pass through from out of town

We'll live out in the country happily ever after

I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors

Yeah, I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors

Yee-haw

Yeah man, talkin' about Internationals

John Deeres, Massey Fergusons

Whatever you got, we don't discriminate

Front end loaders, bush hogs, post hole diggers

Need 'em, gotta have 'em

I believe I do know one actor

Is Larry the cable guy an actor?

Oh well, he's got a tractor