Think Like a Woman

I'm standin' with somethin' in my hand

That don't look too flower-like

She slammed the pretty part in the door jam

Left me and the stems outside

On my way back from fishin'

I thought if I'd brought a dozen roses home

She'd smile when I told her

There was one for each day that I'd been gone

I tried to think like a woman

Find out where that pretty head was at

I tried to think like a woman

But I don't guess a woman thinks like that

I'm underneath the window

With my guitar in the back yard, soakin' wet

She poured what I'm afraid

Might've been toilet water on my head

I thought when she heard this song

I wrote her on my way back into town

It would cool her off

But it appears it worked the other way around

I tried to think like a woman

Find out where her pretty head was at

I tried to think like a woman

But I don't guess a woman thinks like that

I'm just gettin' comfortable in the dog house

When she pulls the curtains

And I see her peakin' out

Well, I lay here lookin' sad a while

Suffer some and then she smiles

It's all slowly dawnin' on me now

I tried to think like a woman

Where she wanted me was right where I was at

I tried to think like a woman

If I was sweet though, she'd cut me some slack

Oh, but I don't think a woman thinks like that

Ha, I know she don't