Filthy Rich

{Oh step right up, ladies an' gentleman

An see the big black rapping cowboy

An' take a peek at the original cowboy

Stevie Wonder}

{Oh grab yourself a quarter

An' come see the world's only two foot [Incomprehensible]

We've got free popcorn an' balloons for the kids

Come on down}

Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich

Off of somebody else's money

Grandma worked her whole life

Sewin' at a shirt factory

She was savin' for retirement

She had 'em take a little out every week

But then a big man up in a high rise

He cashed in his options and run

Well, he took all her money and buddy that ain't funny

Now Granny's work will never be done

'Cause everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich

Off of somebody else's money

Hey, me and my friends, we were talkin' 'bout that

Ole Freddy, Bill and Sonny

And how with all my brains and all your cash

We can make a million, you can bet your ass

Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich

Off of somebody else's money

I saw a preacher on the TV

With big diamond rings on his hand

He was beggin' for some money

He said to send us every penny you can

I guess the good Lord's got a mortgage

And a payment on a yacht in the Keys

So we better keep sendin' our hard earned livin'

To those God-fearin' folks on TV

'Cause everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich

Off of somebody else's money

Hey, me and my friends, we were talkin' 'bout that

Ole Freddy, Bill and Sonny

And how with all my brains and all your cash

We can make a million, you can bet your ass

Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich

Off of someone else's money

Oh, it's Max on the sax

Hey, hey, hey

Yeah, with all my brains and all your cash

We can make a million, you can bet your ass

Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich

Off of someone else's money

Everybody's tryin' to get big and rich

Off of someone else's money