20 Margaritas

There's a boy named

Billy from up there in

VirginiHe makes that lightnin' holler in them hills

He's got a recipe handed down from his

PappyIn a shiny 50 gallon copper still

An' there's a boy name

Jose, makes the best guacamole

And the hottest hot tamales in the land

He knows how to grow

HabenerosAnd he plays in the mariachi band

I'll trade you 20

Margaritas for your moonshine'

Cause I like to have a party all the time

I'll trade you 20

Margaritas for your moonshine'

Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind

When Jose met

Billy, he was

Tequila crazy

In a honky tonk gettin' cowboy drunk on a moonlight starry night

Jose said, "Billy, we ought to have us a partyInvite all them senoritas and just watch that full moon shine"

I'll trade you 20

Margaritas for your moonshine'

Cause I like to have a party all the time

I'll trade you 20

Margaritas for your moonshine'

Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind

Oh, is that all you got?

Now Jose and

Billy became the best of buddies

And raised a lot of hell around the world

But they'll never drink an' drive cause they wanna stay alive

And have time to kiss all the lovely girls

I'll trade you 20

Margaritas for your moonshine'

Cause I like to have a party all the time

I'll trade you 20

Margaritas for your moonshine'

Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind

Oh, I hear that stuff can really blow your mind

Blow your mind