400 Horsepower Sleigh

We've been cooped up in the cabin now for three long days

Watching that blizzard through the windowpane

Weatherman says that it ain't lettin' up

Well, I reckon that's why Santa brought me a truck

So, baby, slip your coat on, whatcha say we go

For low dashing down a snow-covered road?

Snuggled up beside me in my red Chevrolet

We can go riding in my 400 horsepower sleigh

Ho, ho, ho

Hey, hey, hey

Riding in my 400 horsepower sleigh

If we get too slippy sliding, winding up in a ditch

I got 35" tires, a chain, and a winch

And who needs Rudolph's nose so bright

When I can get us where we're going with these KC lights

So, baby, slip your coat on, whatcha say we go

For low dashing down a snow-covered road?

Snuggled up beside me in my red Chevrolet

We can go riding in my 400 horsepower sleigh

Ho, ho, ho

Hey, hey, hey

Riding in my 400 horsepower sleigh

Hear that fresh powder underneath these wheels

Pave some figure eights on a frozen hay field

So, baby, slip your coat on, whatcha say we go

For low dashing down a snow-covered road?

Snuggled up beside me in my red Chevrolet

We can go riding in my 400 horsepower sleigh

Ho, ho, ho

Hey, hey, hey

Riding in my 400 horsepower sleigh

Ho, ho, ho

Hey, hey, hey

Riding in my 400 horsepower sleigh

Ho, ho, ho

Hey, hey, hey, come on, let's go

Ho, ho, ho

Hey, hey, hey