Country Boy Problems

My baby got her legs so long

That she can't put 'em up on the dashboard

And my uncle makes shine so strong

You can pour it in the tank of this old Ford

Yeah, everybody, and a-holler, holler

If you understand

When the twelve pack's gone and the fish didn't bite

Gotta buy more beer 'cause the cooler's full of ice

That's country, country, country boy problems

Oh, such a pity, y'all

Country, country, country boy problems

Don't got 'em in the city, no

Too much rolling around in the hay, hey

Too much biscuit at the end of the gravy

Country, country, country boy problems

These back roads are so back road

You could get lost out here with your honey

Moonlight swimming, skinny dipping's pretty cool

But the water's so cold, it ain't funny

Yeah, everybody, and a-holler, holler

If you feel it too

I got a hoe but it ain't what you're thinking, oh no

If the rain don't rain, then the corn don't grow

That's country, country, country boy problems

Oh, such a pity, y'all

Country, country, country boy problems

Don't got 'em in the city, no

Too much rolling around in the hay, hey

Too much biscuit at the end of the gravy

Country, country, country boy problems

Yeah, everybody, and a-holler, holler

If you understand

When the twelve pack's gone and the fish didn't bite

Gotta buy more beer 'cause the cooler's full of ice

That's country, country, country boy problems

Oh, such a pity, y'all

Country, country, country boy problems

Ain't got 'em in the city, no

Too much rolling around in the hay, hey

Too much biscuit at the end of the gravy

Country, country, country boy problems

I got 'em

Yeah

Country boy problems