Still Talkin'

Ha ha ha ha ha

Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse

You stupid muthafuckaaaaa!

Now that you got the album

What the fuck are you gonna do with it?

Bitch

I knew this nigga back in the, uh, back since then nigga was little

(You lyin', you stutterin', you lyin')

The nigga comes from Compton, Michigan nigga

(Compton what? You ain't never met no Eazy-E)

Well I'mma introduce him, (you a damn liar)

This the craziest muthafucka you done seen

(You a damn liar)

This niggas crazy, just listen

Easily I approach

The microphone because I ain't no joke

Tell ya momma to get off of my tip

I have no time to give her my dick

I'm gonna hold it, and walk around the stage and

If you fuck up I'm going to get my gage and

Unload the barrel and laugh

'Cause I'm putting lead in your muthafuckin' ass

Psychopathic, but the hoes are attracted

Because when I'm on hard, my dick's at least a yard

In the days of old I was a nut

Now I need at least 3 hoes when I fuck

'Cause I do it check, nut 1, nut 2

Then I save a nut for when there's nothin' else to do

Get used to the crew, bitch, cause I will never quit

As soon as you think that's it, I'm still talkin' shit

I told you that nigga was crazy

Ha, Eazy Eric, that's my boy

God damnit

Go on boy with yo bad self

Hey

Step up to the mic

Hey bitch, pass me my Ripple

I got a fable, that you need to listen to

It's a funky little rhyme about a bitch or two

One Sharon, the other one Shaun

I want to nut, but which one do I want?

Shaun said "Eazy let me fuck you blind"

And Sharon said "E, I want to blow your mind"

I said fuck it, I know what should be done

Just pull your panties down and I'll fuck the biggest one

And then I get the other pussy put it in the freezer

So I could always have a on-hold skeezer

Yeah that's the ticket, I do it like that

So I told the hoes to take a big step back

Took the zipper down, eyes wide, and said

Here's what I'm gonna put inside

Grab it like a rabbit, let's work it

But I won't love you, when I'm done I'll still be talkin' shit

Haha, that boy good

Yeah that boy sho is good

That muthafucka be talkin' all kinds of shit

I used to get pussy like Eazy Eric every day

You're mothafuckin' lyin'

How you know muthafucka, you had too much to drink

You're lyin', yo, yo dick can't get hard

Aww, suck my dick mothafucka

Nigga you lyin'

Who you're talkin' to?

We'll get up then nigga, shit

Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut this shit

'Ey yo Yella Boy, why don't you rewind it?

Niggas don't see I'm a 100% legit

And you know it ain't about all that bullshit

It's about fuckin' this bitch and that bitch

But not the bitch with the 7-day itch

Like that hoe, just throwin' me the pussy

She says she wants to do it like a doggy

She's bad, nobody is badder

But she got more crabs than a seafood platter

Bitch on the gank move, to skeaze me

Just to say "I got fucked by Eazy"

So I slapped the hoe like a pimp

I might be a women-beater but I'm not a pussy-eater

So when the shit hits the fan it's outta my mouth

You don't like what I'm talkin' about

All of y'all can just suck my dick

You could quote me now, 'cause I'm still talkin' shit

The boy good, I told you boy

I knew him when he was knee-high

The nigga got talent

You don't know a damn thing

I knew him when he was knee-high

He still is knee-high muthafucka

Yeah, I like that part, bring that shit back one more time, Maestro

Woo-hoo, that's that ol' Z.Z. Hill, huh?, haha

I tell ya boy, I can do the mashed potato nigga, what can you do?

I, muthafucka I can do the boogaloo, I can do the boogaloo

Boogaloo? That old shit been played out back in 1967

Man fuck you, fuck you