Still Talkin' - Edited

Ha ha ha ha ha

Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse

You stupid mutha

Now that you got the album

What the hell are you gonna do with it?

Trick

I, I knew this brotha back, back since he was little

You, you stutterin', you lyin'

How y'all wanna tell me?

You lyin'

He comes from Compton, Michigan sucka

Compton what?

Compton, Mi-

Well I'mma introduce him, this the craziest brotha you wanna see

You frickin' lyin'

This brotha's crazy

Ya-, y'all just listen

Easily I approach

The microphone because I ain't no joke

Tell ya momma to get off of my tip

I have no time to listen to her lip

I'm in effect so, I'm gonna walk around the stage and

If you mess up, I'm going to get my gage and

Unload the barrel and trip

'Cause you look stupid runnin' with bullets in ya hip

Psychopathic, but the women are attracted

'Cause when I do a show, the girls'll let me know

So I must engage and act a nut

If I see a woman with my name on her butt

'Cause I do it check, knock 1, knock 2

Then I save a knock for when there's nothin' else to do

Get used to the crew, tramp, 'cause I will never quit

As soon as you think that's it, I'm still talkin'

Ha, ha, ha

I told you he was crazy

That boy sho' is good

Eazy Eric, that's my boy, ha

Go on with yo' bad self

Ha, ha, ha

Step up to the mic boy

'Ey girl, pass me my Ripple

I got a fable, that you need to listen to

It's a funky little rhyme about a girl or two

One Sharon, the other one Shaun

I want to act a nut, but which one do I want?

Shaun said "Eazy let me do you blind"

And Sharon said "E, I want to blow your mind"

I said forget it, I know what should be done

Just meet me at the house and I'll pop the first one

And then take the other girl lay her in the freezer

So I could always have a on-hold skeezer

Yeah that's the ticket, I'll do it like that

So I told the girl to take a big step back

Took the zipper down, eyes wide, and said

Here's what I'm gonna put inside

Grab it like a rabbit, let's work it

But I won't love you, when I'm done I'll still be talkin'

Haha, that boy good

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

I used to get women like Eazy Eric every day

You're lyin'

How you tell me I'm lyin'?

You're lyin', I know you lyin'

Nigga wait, kiss my, wait a minute

Yo - can't get hard

Wha-, I'll fight both of y'all

Y'all ain't gonna fight

Get up and dance then brotha

You can't fight!

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, cut this

'Ey yo Yella Boy, why don't you rewind it?

Sucka don't see I'm a 100% street

And you know Eazy-E like to freak

It's about freakin' this one and that one

But not the one that's 7-days sprung

Like that one, just throwin' me the body

She says she wants to do it like a doggy

She's bad, nobody is badder

But she got more crabs than a seafood platter

She on the gank move, to skeaze me

Just to say "I got tossed by Eazy"

So I slapped the girl like a pimp

No I'm not a eater, some think I'm a women-beater

So when you hear somethin' dope it's outta my mouth

You don't like what I'm talkin' about

All of y'all can just get off my tip

You could quote me now, 'cause I'm still talkin'

The boy's good

Yeah, yeah that, yeah that boy sho' is good

I, I knew him when he was knee-high

Stop lyin'

I knew him when he was knee-high

He still is knee-high sucka

Yeah, I like that part, why don't you bring it back one more time, Maestro

That's that ol' Z.Z. Hill, huh?

Yeah, haha

I can do the mashed potato boy, what can you do?

I, I can do the boogaloo

The what?

I can do the boogaloo

Aww man, that played back in 1967

Man forget you

Old fool!