Game Court - Skit

Mac Minista in defense of the honorable Snoop Dogg

The anti-player has filed and submitted

An alpha-davit in the Game Court

With trumped up charges against my client

Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather

For 227 counts of flexing his G's, popping his P's

Dotting his I's and crossing his T's

The anti-player has filed and submitted

An alpha-davit in the Game Court

With trumped up charges against my client

Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather

For 357 counts of verbal and reckless endangerment

From the million dollar mouthpiece

And leaving these super-sap suckers

Discombobulated and confused

And shook up, like a pair of dice

The anti-player has filed and submitted

An alpha-davit in the Game Court

Charging my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather

For distributing and manufacturing game

Crossing state and county lines

With the intent to pimp the system

Now if you wanna judge Tha Doggfather

Bring him before twelve G's and open up his files

And you will see that ever since Snoopy was a pup

His tail was straight up, ready to shake rattle and roll

And charge from a hoe to a henchman about his pension

So all you jerks with them eleven dollar words

Comin' out of your two dollar mouth

About a multi-million dollar Crip

Who's got the mind of a bid'ness man, the heart of a tyrant

And the tongue of a mack, I said

He's a five-star guerilla Crip with bars and stars

While you suckers is lookin' for stripes

His game is as sharp as a mosquito's needle

And with this in mind, I'm gonna ask the Game Court

To grant a motion of 995 grounds of dismissal