Plant a Radish

Plant a radish

Get a radish

Never any doubt

That's why I love vegetables

You know what you're about!

Plant a turnip

Get a turnip

Maybe you'll get two

That's why I love vegetables

You know that they'll come through

They're dependable

They're befriendable[HUCKLEBEE & BELLOMY]

They're the best pal a parent's ever known!

While with children

It's bewilderin'

You don't know until the seed is nearly grown

Just what you've sown

So, plant a carrot

Get a carrot

Not a brussel sprout

That's why I love vegetables

You know what you're about![BELLOMY]

Life is merry

If it's very

Vegetarian!

A man who plants a garden

Is a very happy man!

Plant a beanstalk

Get a beanstalk

Just the same as Jack

Then if you don't like it

You can always take it back!

But if your issue

Doesn't kiss you

Then I wish you luck

For once you've planted children

You're absolutely stuck!

Every turnip green

Every kidney bean

Every plant grows according to the plot[BELLOMY]

While with progeny

It's hodge-podgenee

For as soon as you think you know what kind you've got

It's what they're not!

So plant a cabbage

Get a cabbage

Not a sauerkraut!

That's why I love vegetables

You know what you're about!

Life is merry

If it's very

Vegetarian

A man who plants a garden

Is a very happy man!

A vegetari-

Very merry

Vegetarian!