Obama Stick Up

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When shit is getting wild

We bring you live to the Obama Eight More Years rally already in progress

Sasha, Michelle, Malia

And it's none of your damn business

Now, now, let's ask some real questions

(Hey, hey, hey, I got a real question

How you gonna be in the strip club spending all that money

And you ain't paying me back for the weed you owe me in college?)

Say, what?

Nigga, I told you to meet me out back

That's between me and you

See, that's why you can't fuck with Chicago niggas

See, I'm a Chicago nigga

You fucking with the wrong nigga

All right, I know Chief Keef

That's my little homie, that's my little nigga

(Hey, hey, fuck you, Obama)

See, see, this is what the fuck I'm talking about

Why y'all keep fucking with me?

I mean, what do y'all want a nigga to do?

All these comedians keep talking shit about me on stage

Uh, Fox News, always got some bullshit to say

TMZ, always got a camera up a nigga's ass

Now, now, now, they always want to say

"Obama doesn't do enough

He's not aggressive enough"

Well, let me tell you what Obama's about to do

This is a motherfucking stick-up

I want your health care, I want your-, your votes

I want eight more years out of you, motherfuckers

I want somebody to tell me what planet is Jermaine Jackson's hair from

I want Black people to start slow-dancing again at the nightclubs

Fuck are you standing on the couches for, putting sparklers in bottles? (Facts)

I want another season of Martin

I want your money, I want your jewels

I want your iPhones, your iPads (hell, no, I'm out)

I want your gold teeth, I need all your Instagram accounts

And last but not least

None of you motherfuckers are going to work on March 9th

Because we're all going to pay respect to Biggie Smalls (yeah)

(Oh) (yeah, Biggie!)