Soopaman Luva 7 (Skit)

I just got back to the office, tired as fuck

'Bout to roll me a blunt and shit, you know, that's what I do after work

And then there's a knock at my motherfuckin' door

And I'm like, who? What? What the fuck?

And that's when she walked in, and I'm like, damn

I could tell by her weave, she ain't have much money

And if she wanted a job from me, she's gonna end up payin' in booty calls

And everyone knows I love pretty feet and booty calls

She said, "Good evenin', Mr. Soopaman Luva

My name is - l-, but my friends call me Lemon Tits

I'm here to inquire about a job from you"

And that's when I said, "A job? Bitch, I just got off work?"

And that's when she said, "Believe me, Mr. Soopaman Luva, it'll be worth your motherfuckin' while

I'ma take one of these cards off your desk and give you a call this week"

And I said, "Fine"

She took the card off my desk, and she looked at my eyes and I looked at hers

And I can tell by her breath, she didn't have gum

And everyone knows I take hygiene very serious

I said, "Later, Ms. - or Lemon Tits, I'll be waitin' on your call"

And she said, "I bet you will, Mr. Soopaman Luva"

And I'm like, "This bitch gon' try to kill me"