Greedy B!%ches

Theodore Roosevelt

It's a television show ladies and gentlemen!

Here we go!

C'mon, here we go, c'mon

This one's for the boys and the girls on the streets

Make sure you listen careful to the words I speak

Before you get the drawers and the bitch wanna eat

Make sure you let her know to sign the pussy receipt, and

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (C'mon!)

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (And you!)

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (Say what?)

Greedy bitches, yo the hoes ate the Oreos

Word to my momma yo I hate y'all greedy bitches

Y'all greasy after the club want the piece of chicken

Hotel rooms you better not touch the phone

Uh-uh, leave that room service book alone

Don't ask me for food I ain't ask you

Cut through the bullshit, you can just pass the Pooh

And your fat friend you brought she can crash too

But if your stomach growling hard I'mma laugh boo

No Domino's, Papa Johns or Waffle House

Fronting on the pussy you can throw the dick in your mouth

Straight cock where in the hall show this other twat

In trife room where them other ho bitches flock

Wigs got it popping, the lils went bird shopping

He got bird seeds, he's probably getting head bopping

Fucking with you yo I hope you ain't cock blocking

I want some pussy now, if not you can get the hopping

Bounce, motherfuckers talking like they ain't giving up no pussy

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (C'mon!)

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (And you!)

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (Say what?)

Greedy bitches, yo the hoes ate the Oreos

Yo this is for them greedy bitches, who want eat off my buck

You get 99 bananas cause you fresh out of luck

I wanna fuck, and you trying to get a sirloin steak

Little money, backstage pass and some Oreo cake

You better split if them legs don't spread like wings

This is Theodore, we more than just suicide kings

Super groupie, that G on your chest stand for greedy

Call the contact high cause we always bake ziti

Roll the gurders, you just wan' puff and sleep

Not in my bed I'm trying to put nut in your cheek

Little squirrel, my twat team stay on alert

I pump iron til them pink panties under your skirt

Watch how they scheme, my double stuffed cream

Got 'em all on a scavenger hunt, greedy bitch of the month

They wanna take but when it's time to give pussy they front

You can't play your boy Wigs like I'm some kind of chump

That's right, get 'em outta here, yo Tone!

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (C'mon!)

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (And you!)

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (Say what?)

Greedy bitches, yo the hoes ate the Oreos

Yo, yo, I get butter nigga like Land O' Lake

When bitches see me, they be quick to pump they brakes

But wait, before we fuck, let's make it clear

If you ask me for a dime, get the fuck outta here!

Ayo, broke nigga, no bitch, you got it wrong

I'm still spending, from Red and Meth's sitcom

What you doing, stripping, grabbing on Ron?

I bet your momma proud of what you become

I'm on the block getting it, hip hop getting it

Blunts Scott Pippen it, new five whipping it

Shorty like "Redman, buy me a cigarette"

Trying to get me robbed at the store where her knickers at

Greedy bitch, hoods up, hoes down

Get money like Barry, looking for Motown

And if I'm in your hood bitch, high as a fuck

Clock the flavor all you want, your time is up

Bitch!

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (C'mon!)

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (And you!)

Greedy bitches, greedy greedy bitches (Say what?)

Greedy bitches, yo the hoes ate the Oreos