Audience Of One

One hand clappin', five toes tappin'

A neighbor nappin' 'cross the hall

Second guess

This song is a mess

Make a little progress even if it's small

All I know to tell

Is do it 'til you get it right

Playin' to an audience of one

Better than an audience of none

Playin' to an audience somewhere

Better than a bunch of folks not there

You could still have a lot of fun

Givin' it all you've got

For an audience of one

It was a big night

Marquee lights

I seem to set impossible sights

Medium posts drew a curious ghost

Is she a fan or a miffed housewife?

All I know to tell

Is do it 'til you get it right

Playin' to an audience of one

Better than an audience of none

Playin' to an audience somewhere

No other job compares

You could still have a lot of fun

Givin' it all you've got

For an audience of one

Uno

Un

Back at home I'm never alone

Hold the phone without fail

No trepidation

My motivation

Is a standing ovation from a waggin' tail

All I know to tell ya

Is we finally got it right

Playin' to an audience of one

Better than an audience of none

Playin' to an audience somewhere

Better than a bunch of folks not there

(Playing to an audience) you could still have a lot of fun

Givin' it all you've got

For an audience of one

Yeah

A fondant

Como e des stadium

Uno audience si de uno

Tout le monde

Tout le el mundo