I Am The (Res)Erection

Yoko's cutting keys in Soho, I've been there and I should know, oh, face it

I'll stick up for Aunty Sally, Worzel's just a dirty scally fragrant

And Mia Farrow's patching marrows down in the place where all the face fit

Robin Cousin's doing dozens on a little pudding, so he rakes it

I'm a resurrection

I may steal your soul

I am very evil

I live for rock and roll

Shirley Bassey's playing Lassie up a pole in Tallahassee, hates it

Norris McWhirter's doing furters in a little place, how's he fake it?

It's another appetiser I can go and buy a Tizer, laced fit

I don't know where I've been but I know where I've been is near a lake

I'm an erection

I may steal your soul

I am very evil

I live for rock and roll

(Rock and roll)

(And to find anybody to stand testament to the truth, oh)

(Through your teeth)

(Play with your teeth)

(Like a Mexican rave)

(With a bandito)

(Sock it to me, daddy)

I am an erection

I may steal your soul

I am very evil

I live for rock and roll

(Dance, dance)

(I'll shoot you in the groin)

(Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Light it all up, like your loss)