Life Thru A Lens

Wake up on Sunday morning

Everything feels so boring

Is that where it ends?

With your life thru a lens

Hair is the new hat

Brown is the new black

She shouldn't wear this

He shouldn't wear that

Pleasure and leisure

Make mine a double measure with friends

A fashion Tardis

Down in Quo Vadis

Who laughs the longest?

Who tries the hardest?

Pleasure and leisure

Make mine a double measure with friends

Just because I ain't double-barrelled

Don't mean I haven't travelled well

Can't you tell?

Oh no it's quite appealing

You're conversations boring as hell

Oh well

Wake up on Sunday morning

Everything feels so boring

Is that where it ends?

With your life thru a lens

And now your boyfriends suspicious

So go home and wash the dishes

Wash them well

So he can't tell

She's looking real drab just out of rehab

I'm talking football she's talking Ab Fab

Your clothes are very kitsch

Just because your daddy is rich

You sound so funny with your voice all plummy

Now your cheques just bounced

Better run to your mummy

And you know it's a class act

She'll never ask for it back

Just because I ain't double-barrelled

Don't mean I haven't traveled well

Can't you tell?

Mix with the local gentry

And don't crash Tarquin's Bentley

I'll take the Benz

With a life thru a lens

You're scared of the poor and needy

Is that why you're all inbreedy?

Their just like you

They need love too

Wake up on Sunday morning

And everything feels so boring

Is that where it ends

With your life thru a lens

And now your boyfriends suspicious

So go home and wash the dishes

Wash them well

So he can't tell