She Hates Me

She loves her mama, don’t do drama, heart of gold, salt of the earth

Holds her whiskey, knows her Whitley, talkin’ old school every word

She’s an angel like if L.A. was a town in Tennessee

And she’d be mine except for just one little thing

She hates me

My hair, my truck, my dog, my music makes her crazy

She done been there, done that, ain’t comin’ back, no maybes

Thought one day we’d be on some acres raisin’ babies

She should be fallin’, only problem is she hates me

I’m pretty likable in spite of all the things she told her friends

I thought we hit it off until she called to say don’t call again

I’da bet that we were headed for a set of wedding bands

There’s just one little hiccup in my plans

She hates me

My hair, my truck, my dog, my music makes her crazy

She done been there, done that, ain’t comin’ back, no maybes

Thought one day we’d be on some acres raisin’ babies

She should be fallin’, only problem is she hates me

Yeah, we were meant to be

She don’t know it yet

But just wait and see

Even though she says

She hates me

She hates me

My hair, my truck, my dog, my music makes her crazy

She done been there, done that, ain’t comin’ back, no maybes

Thought one day we’d be on some acres raisin’ babies

She should be fallin’, only problem is she hates me

She hates me

She hates me