Crying in a Beach Bar

There ain't no cryin' in a beach bar

That's why I'm sittin' here tonight

I took a wrong turn in the real world

So I'm hidin' out in paradise

You don't blow my cover, just pour me another

In the warm Southern Hemisphere

'Round here, only thing dark is the rum

Only thing sinking's the sun goin' down by the pier

I'm like a boat in a bottle with every last swallow

Drift away to a place where there ain't no broken hearts

The vibe's so breezy, it makes it so easy

To forget who you are for a while

Ain't no cryin' in a beach bar (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Maybe I'm livin' in denial

But you sure can't beat the view

It's all coconuts and key limes

And no sign of you-know-who

It's a real lifesaver, gettin' drunk as a sailor

Let my feet hang off the edge of the world

I'm like a boat in a bottle with every last swallow

Drift away to a place where there ain't no broken hearts

The vibe's so breezy, it makes it so easy

To forget who you are for a while

Ain't no cryin' in a beach bar (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Ain't no cryin' in a beach bar (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

(La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Yeah, there's a time and place for teardrops

But I can't see it from right here

I'm like a boat in a bottle with every last swallow

Drift away to a place where there ain't no broken hearts

The vibe's so breezy, it makes it so easy

To forget who you are for a while

Ain't no cryin' in a beach bar (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Ain't no cryin' in a beach bar (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Mm-mm, mm (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Ain't no cryin' in a beach bar (la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)