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Well, I only brought three, what're you lookin' at me for?

She's dressed in white and puttin' off crying

Well, you're the best man, so what's the plan?

Why don't you talk to Matty about it?

Said, "I only brought three like I told you before

We're gonna have to ask about"

And free bar, that's the point

Spilling Amaretto 'cause of previous joints

I'm sittin' with a girl, fortunate placing

Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin

And who's he, giving it the lips?

I've never seen him knockin' about

He looks just like me but 6 foot 3

So, I reckon you could knock him out

Well, I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind

I never really got on with your bird the first time

I met her out, dressed in nowt

And telling everybody you were shagging about

Well, who's this, going for the kiss?

I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth

Because it's five past three, I can hardly see

And I'm on the verge of passing out