Saint Augustine In Hell

If somebody up there likes me

If somebody up there cares

Deliver me from evil

Save me from these wicked snares

Not into temptation, not to cliffs of fall

On to revelation, and lessons for us all

She walked into the room

On the arm of my best friend

I knew whatever happened

Our friendship would end

Chemical reaction, desire at first sight

Mystical attraction, turned out all my lights

The minute I saw her face

The second I caught her eye

The minute I touched the flame

I knew it would never die

The minute I saw her face

The second I caught her eye

The minute I touched the flame

I knew it would never die

Don't know if it's pain

Or pleasure that I seek

My flesh was all too willing

My spirit guide was weak

I was deadly certain

His thoughts for me weren't kind

A switch-blade in his pocket

Murder on his mind

Blessed St. Theresa the whore of Babylon

Madonna and my mother all rolled into one

You've got to understand me

I'm not a piece of wood

Francis of Assisi

Could never be this good

The minute I saw her face

The second I caught her eye

The minute I touched the flame

I knew it would never die

The minute I saw her face

The second I caught her eye

The minute I touched the flame

I knew it would never die

Relax, have a cigar, make yourself at home

Hell is full of high court judges, failed saints

We've got Cardinals, Archbishops, barristers

Certified accountants, music critics

They're all here, you're not alone

You're never alone, not here you're not

OK break's over

The minute I saw her face

The second I caught her eye

The minute I touched the flame

I knew it would never die

The minute I saw her face

The second I caught her eye

The minute I touched the flame

I knew it would never die