Heads You Win, Tails I Lose

Every time

We have a fight

We flip a coin

To see who's right

Why do we have to gamble just to see who's right?

Why can't we arbitrarily resolve a fight?

But with you're style of gamblin', there's no chance to win

That's how it is and that's the way it's always been

Heads, you win

Tails, I lose

Heads, you win

Tails, I lose

Bad news

If we were playing cards, you'd be the one to deal

You'd play with loaded dice and fix the roulette wheel

You pick 'em at the races like I've never seen

And then you make me pay off like a slot machine

Heads, you win

Tails, I lose

Heads, you win

Tails, I lose

Bad news

Oh, well, match me, honey (Match me, honey)

Take my money (Take my money)

You know the odds are yours (Flip it, baby)

So flip the coin

I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game

From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same

I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again

So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win

Heads, I win

Tails, you lose

Heads, I win

Tails, you lose

Bad news

Oh, well, match me, honey (Match me, honey)

Take my money (Take my money)

You know the odds are yours (Flip it, baby)

So flip the coin

I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game

From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same

I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again

So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win

Heads, I win

Tails, you lose

Heads, I win

Tails, you lose

Bad news

Heads, I win

Tails, you lose

Heads, I win

Tails, you lose

Bad news

Heads, I win

Tails, you lose

Heads, I win

Tails, you lose

Bad news