The Criminal Inside Me

Mama, mama

I want some milk

Yeah!

Back years ago

In the month of June

When all those animals got together

And had that party down at the house of brother 'Coon

Now the little Monkey

He was most delighted

He was a hot mother 'cause he wasn't invited

Well late that night, he looked at his watch

I got half past nine

I know god damn well it's party time

Looked up over his door

Got that long .44

Started walkin' down the street

Whilst walking down the street, he was walking slow

He kicks an Elephant's ass and leaves him lying dead on the road

Then he went on down to this building

Where they were having this party at

And he made a loud knock on the door

Say you mammy fuckers

Get down drinkin' that goddamn Bacardi

If you don't give me some of that shits

or I'll break up the motherfucking party

Said, "I got an ass pocket of whiskey and a front pocket of gin

If you don't open this door I'll kick the motherfucker in."

That's when the Lion jumped up, you know

Said, "listen to that little squirt out there talkin' shit

It couldn't mean a thing."

"Can't bullshit the public, know damn well I'm the king."

But they opened the door and opened it wide

Little bad monkey stepped inside

All you motherfuckers get up on your (unknown) toes

And quit your clowning 'cause you know you're wrong

Those the queen of diamonds on the

table and four of diamonds on the floor

And cut the lights out with his .44

By that time one them pimps got the light

He jumped up on the counter and throw back his vest

And said, "every motherfucker in here is under arrest."

He's the Police you know

He was the main man you know

JS:Whoa!

RL:Yeah!

JS:Whoa!

RL:Hey!

JS:Whoa!

RL:Yeah!

Woo!

JS:Well, well, well!

RL:Yeah!

JS:Hey RL

RL Burnside

RL:Talk to me now!

JS:RL.?

RL:Huh?

JS:RL Listen man

I'm a little, wait a second,

I'm a little short of money right now and I

was wondering, RL, RL you got forty nickels

RL:How many?

JS:I need forty nickels for a bag of potato chips, c'mon man

RL:You don't get out of my face quick

I'm gonna kick yo ass you son of a bitch!

JS:Ow!

JS:Ow!

RL:Yeah!

JS:Oww!

RL:Yeah!

RL:I'll tell you what!

JS:C'mon, I need forty nickels

I'm not talking about the big bag of potato chips

RL:I'll tell you what if you don't get out of here

and make it fast I'm gonna put my foot right in your ass!

JS:Oww!

RL:Yeah!

JS:Oww!

RL:Yeah!

JS:Oww!

RL:Hey!

RL:Well!

JS:Hey!