2 Brothers

Well, well, well

"'RL"':I just ran out of this

Gimme a little time to think

Why you fix me another motherfucking drink

"'JS:"'Kinda drink?

"'RL:""queray

These two twin brothers you know

Been out partying one night

They done got about 'hide nor hair' again

But they got a just a about a pint of

that shit they can't own whaddaya know

One day the brothers stuck it in his inside coat pocket

Just before they get to the house they

got to get over a fence at the yard, you know

One got over

The other went to get over and fell

Brother reached down, got him up

He walked on for about eight or ten feet

Said man, "you know I feel something running down my leg."

The other brother said, "I sure hope that's blood,

I hope you ain't busted that god damn bottle of gin."

But, boy this friend of mine

Went home one night

He was pretty fucked up, you know

He didn't know what house he was in

This guy he was just feeling through there you know

Looking, he says "I don't know whether I'm at home or not."

Finally he looked in the bedroom and there lay his wife there you know

Felt good then

Some motherfucker in the bed with his wife, you know