One Tequila

I've been known to drink a beer or two

And I can handle Whiskey 90 Proof

I'm just fine with a glass of wine, champagne to cabernet

But I crossed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with those aid

'Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime

With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine

But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more

Yeah, it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

I might end up in a Tijuana jail

Oh, and I think it's table left and up of ale

Cannonball into a neighbor's pool without a stitch of clothes

But by the end of the night, I'll be tongue tied tryin' to offer up some espanol

'Cause with one tequila, please pass me the salt and lime

With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine

But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more

Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

I'll be glad to pour for all you senioritas

But I'd rather taste the salty kiss than have a sip of your margarita

'Cause with one tequila, please pass me the salt and lime

With two tequilas the whole world's a friend of mine

Now I know with three tequilas my legs won't work no more

Yeah, it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

Yeah, It's four tequila, five tequila, then six tequila door

Somebody take me home

Dude, you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab

I know but can't