Drinkin' And Dialin'

Last thing I remember

I met the boys down at the jammer

We had a few beers, and a few shots

I woke up the next day

With cotton mouth and a headache

Trying to connect all the dots

Staring up at the ceiling

I got that funny feeling

Looked over and I, I saw my ex-girlfriend

I felt like a fool, and that's when I knew

I'd been drinkin' and dialin' again

So the next time you think I've had too much to drink

And you tell me I shouldn't drive home

When you take my keys, oh, I'm begging you please

Go on take my cell phone

'Cause I have been known

After tying one on to call up a couple old friends

And tell them that I love them, or maybe don't cuss them

But when I'm drinkin' and dialin' again

So the next time you think I've had too much to drink

And you tell me I should not drive home

Oh, when you take my keys, oh, I'm begging you please

Go on take my cell phone

If you've ever heard, me slurring my words

On your voicemail around 4 a.m.

You'll have to forgive me, and blame it on the whiskey

I was drinkin' and dialin' again

I've been drinkin' and dialin' again