I've Got Me a Woman

I've gotten me a woman, she's a pretty good woman at that

We live with a monkey and a Chinese acrobat

She calls me Tex and makes me wear a cowboy hat

But I don't care 'cause she's a pretty good woman at that

I like nothing better than to spend my nights at home

And listen to my baby play her slide trombone

She talks in tongues and boy, that turns me on

With a woman like that, a man need never roam

And some folks get themselves to Heaven

Some folks stay in Tennessee

I don't care where I'm headed

Just as long as that woman stays with me

Nothin' in the world makes me treat my woman mean

She trims my beard, she keeps my tractor clean

She cooks my food, she brings me turnip greens

Yeah, I know she's the best little woman I've seen

Some folks get themselves to Heaven

Some folks stay in Tennessee

I don't care where I'm headed, no

Just as long as that woman stays with me