Finale

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Sign Lyrics

[WARBUCKS]

Miss Hannigan!

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Mr. Warbucks, do you know something

For a Republican you are sinfully handsome

[WARBUCKS]

Thank you

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Why I just go absolutely weak in the knees over men like you

My God, is that thing real?

[WARBUCKS]

Just sign the papers

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Wouldn't you like see the bedroom, my little billiard ball?

[WARBUCKS]

Sign

[MISS HANNIGAN]

I make a very dry martini[WARBUCKS]

Right here

[MISS HANNIGAN]

I make a very wet souffle

[WARBUCKS]

Just your name

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Don't be so mean, you mean ole meanie

[WARBUCKS]

Come, my dear

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Let's you and me make, why shouldn't we make haste?

[WARBUCKS]

I have an appointment at 1:00

[MISS HANNIGAN]

This way

You ever been to

Bonus Ires?

[WARBUCKS]

Where?[MISS HANNIGAN]

I hunger for the Argentyne

[WARBUCKS]

Argentine

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Let's me and you fill up our diaries

[WARBUCKS]

What? Stop!

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Buy me a ruby

[WARBUCKS]

No!

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Why shouldn't you be mine?

[MISS HANNIGAN,

WARBUCKS

]

(

Come

) I've got your numbah (

Close

)

Ya like to rhumba (

Madam while

)

I'll call you Ollie (

We

)

My hot tamale (

Pry through this

)

And now I've gotcha (

File

)

My cucaracha

(

From my

)

Oh! Ooh! Ay-yi-yi! (

Private eye

)[WARBUCKS]

You spend your evenings in the shanties

[MISS HANNIGAN]

You had me followed?

[WARBUCKS]

Imbibing quarts of bathtub gin

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Bronchitis

[WARBUCKS]

And here you're dancing in your scanties

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Great gams

[WARBUCKS]

With some old geezer called Little Caesar

[MISS HANNIGAN]

He's an uncle!

[WARBUCKS]

You lock the orphans in the closet

[MISS HANNIGAN]

They love it!

[WARBUCKS]

You hock their Christmas souvenirs

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Drink?

[WARBUCKS]

You steal the funds you should deposit

[MISS HANNIGAN]

It's fresh

[WARBUCKS]

You make them grovel, while you buy lavaliers

[MISS HANNIGAN &

WARBUCKS

]

(

You'll

) Must you upset me (

Sit

)

Why don't you pet me? (

Out this

)

It's you I crave now (

Century

)

Let's misbehave now (

In some

)

You wanna smoochie (

Deep dark

)

My little poochie? (

Penitentiary

)

Jail?

[WARBUCKS]

Sign

[MISS HANNIGAN]

I guess I'll never know the feeling

[WARBUCKS]

You'll rot in jail

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Of running fingers through your hair

[WARBUCKS]

In

Sing-Sing

[MISS HANNIGAN]

I guess this means no Buenos Aires

[WARBUCKS]

Will you sign?

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Well, I don't need ya!

[WARBUCKS]

That's fine

[MISS HANNIGAN]

So just forget me!

[WARBUCKS]

The dotted line

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Forget my sweetness!

[WARBUCKS]

Don't whine!

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Forget you met me!

[WARBUCKS]

You can't decline!

[MISS HANNIGAN]

This day is sorta

[WARBUCKS]

Just sign!

[MISS HANNIGAN]

My Britain Waterloo

[WARBUCKS]

Sign!

[MISS HANNIGAN]

Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

Swine!