You're So London

You do you do

I don't I really don't

Oh I don't know

You're so elegant

So ladylike

You're so London

You're so Kensington gardens

And I'm so San Anton

You're heartstrings

You're so chamber ensemble

And I'm so saxophone

You're so kippers

So caviar

And I'm so liverwurst

You're so Shakespeare

So Bernard Shaw

And I'm so Fannie Hurst

Fannie who? Fanny?[Burnett - singing]

You're so Harper's

You're so Manchester Guardian

And I'm so Daily News

You're so white pumps

You're so pink satin slippers

And I'm so army shoes

Wherever you go you belong

Oh Carol you're wrong wrong wrong

You're so hi there!

You're so "put her there partner!"

And I'm so "how do you do?"

You're so pogo

You're so Popeye and Peanuts

And I'm so Winnie the Pooh

You're root beer

You're ginger ale

And I'm so lemon squash

You're so "Hey bud, where's the ladies room?"

And I'm so "May I wash?"

You're so Merman

You're so Rosalind Russell

And I'm so Deborah Kerr[Burnett - speaking]

Oh I love her!

You're so 4H

You're so SPCA

And I'm so DAR

Wherever you go you belong

No you're wrong wrong wrong

You're so Pall Mall

You're so Benson & Hedges

I don't smoke

And I'm so corn-cob pipe

Well, you shouldn't either

You know what it's like

Going through life

Looking like a corn cob pipe?[Andrews - speaking]

Oh don't be stupid!

It's not fun!

Let me tell you!

You're coyote

And prairie dogs

And I'm so birds and bees

You're so dirndls

And petty coats

And I'm so PDVs

Face it Julie!

You are heaven

You know what you are?

You're Christmas

And cotton candy

And carnivals

You're a little girl in her first prom dress

Tripping down the stairs on her first date

With stars in her eyes

Wait a minute!

You know what you are?

You're hayrides

You're Halloween

Halloween?

And you're firecrackers on the fourth of July

You're a little boy

On hist first ball game

Waiving his pennant in the breeze

Ahem

You're "our boys overseas!"

So we'll be partners

We'll be hotdogs and mustard

A twosome

A duet

We'll be buddies!

Just like Huntley and Brinkley

We're Andrews

And Burnett!

Wherever we go we belong

We belong

We belong

Together