A Nonsense Christmas

It's the holiday remix

Ah

Think I only want you under my mistletoe

I might change your contact to "Has a huge North Pole"

You said you like my stockings better on the floor

Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm gettin' coal (no)

Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow

Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho-ho-ho"

I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree

Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (me)

You're my wish list

Lookin' at you got me thinking Christmas

Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin'

And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good

I need that Charles Dickens

You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs.

I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen

I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas

I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (ah)

I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls, I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog

I'm talkin' opposite of small, I'm talkin' big snowballs

You got a new toy for me, I'm out here trimmin' the tree

I caught that holiday glee, my true love gave it to me

Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow

Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho-ho-ho-ho"

And I don't want Santa's elves (don't want) underneath this ol' tree (tree)

Here's a lil' carol I wrote (yeah), it's about you and me

You're my wish list (wish list)

Lookin' at you got me thinking Christmas (Christmas)

Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (when we're kissin')

And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good

I need that Charles Dickens (oh)

You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. (Mrs., uh)

I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen

I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas (oh)

I'm talkin', I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (I'm talkin')

I'm talkin', I'm talkin', nah-nah-nah (I'm talkin')

Blah-blah-blah-blah (ah-ah-ah-ah)

Ah

I'm talkin' chestnuts (talkin')

I'm talkin', I'm talkin'

Look at all those presents, that's a big sack

Boy, that package is too big to gift-wrap

Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Chrismash"

How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast

Oh