buy me presents

Oo, do do do

If you were a wise man

Baby, you would drop every other ho, ho, ho

And put me on top

Up there on your tree

Better treat me like a star

Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough

Spend it on my heart

Fuck the jet

Send the sleigh

It's a packed holiday and I got options, babe

If you don't wanna buy me presents

Drink me like a warm glass of milk

If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills

Just to keep my stocking filled

Well, I know somebody who will

Somebody who will (uh-huh)

Somebody who will

Somebody who will

Buy me presents, baby

He's a little bit older (like, super old)

Got a bit of a dad bod

From a city that's colder (brrr)

But damn it, he's so hot

He knows when I'm sleeping (sleeping)

And he knows when I'm not

I haven't like, seen him in a while

He's probably just busy at his workshop

Fuck the jet (fuck the jet)

Send the sleigh (send the sleigh)

It's a packed holiday and I got options, babe

If you don't wanna buy me presents

Drink me like a warm glass of milk (oh)

If you're not gonna (you're not gonna)

Race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills (to Beverly Hills)

Just to keep my stocking filled (so filled)

Well, I know somebody who will

Somebody who will

Somebody who will

Somebody who will

Buy me presents, baby

If you don't wanna buy me presents

Drink me like a warm glass of milk (drink me like a warm glass of milk)

If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills (to Beverly Hills)

Just to keep my stocking filled

Well, I know somebody who will